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These final touches will give your Haunt added
realism, and, of course, bad taste. Therefore, it has been brought to my
attention that a disclaimer be
announced declaring it never to have been my intention to offend anyone by the
use or nonuse of certain religious symbols, or anything else that might get me
in trouble with the "Political Correctness Police." I'm only trying to convey
what I see when I think of the words "haunted" and "cemetery," and the image
means something different for everybody. Remember, this is all in good
fun.
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It's tough to get a head in this world, but no
longer! You can make fairly realistic severed heads that are sure to please!
Get out the phonebook and find a local outlet that sells wigs in your area.
Call them up and tell them that Evil Jay says that styrofoam wig forms are
really great for making realistic severed heads. After they hang up on you and
call the police, find another wig shop and just ask them if they sell styrofoam
heads. Get yourself some tempera paints at a craft store, along with some
synthetic hair or even fuzzy fabric, maybe a few plastic eyeballs or teeth, and
your set. Gouge out eyesockets, paint gaping wounds, and glue the hair on with
a hot glue gun. Great for impailings, car accidents, & picnics. |
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Nothing furnishes a graveyard like a few crosses. A
couple of scrap pieces of wood and a few nails are all you really need. Cut the
bottom into a point with your saw so they can be easily pounded into the
ground. |
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